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I don’t know what has happened to me, but my brain is drawn to anything pink and red. Maybe its a chemical imbalance or maybe it’s my body making up for only having a single ovary. (Hold for applause.) Yes, my friends, it’s a beautiful new life and nothing can bring me back down. I’m seeing the world through pink and red colored lenses. Speaking of pinks and reds, after a heated poll on the ‘gram, the sardine bag is now enroute to its new home: my closet.

It now seems that I’m the novelty bag girl, and I am 100% fine with that. The other day, someone made the remark, “Your blog! It’s like a real life Sex and the City!” To which I replied, “Well, it’s really more like Celibacy and the Country.” Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week. I guess I really do have the lifestyle blog that young me dreamed of – with the exception of finding out I’m the heiress of some foreign estate. It’s a cruel world. Like many before me, my novelty bags are destined to sit on a white wire shelf from Rubbermaid. However, they still wear the same.

Well, it sems that they’re giving me the signal. You’ve been a wonderful audience! Thank you and goodnight! Don’t forget to tip your hairstylists!